Who wants to buy this?

Alright folks, who wants this item? Do I hear an opening bid? Let's start the bidding!

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Who's interested? Quick show of hands. Time is money folks.

Alright folks, who wants this? Quick show of hands. Do I hear an opening bid? Time's a-wasting!

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