This is really bad

Well, this is a bit rubbish, isn't it?

Bloody hell, this is a proper disaster, isn't it? Not ideal, really.

This is rather bad, I'm afraid

Well, this is a bit rubbish, isn't it? Rather disappointing, I must say.

Bloody hell, this is a proper disaster, isn't it? Rather a mess, I'm afraid. Not ideal at all.

Terribly sorry, but this is quite bad indeed. Rather unfortunate.

Well, this is a bit rubbish, isn't it? Terribly sorry to say, but it's quite bad indeed.

Bloody hell, this is a proper disaster, isn't it? Terribly sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but this is quite the catastrophe. Rather a mess, I'm afraid. Not ideal at all, really. Shall we put the kettle on?