They're having a party

Wait, they're having a party? Without me? What?? Did everyone else get invited??

THEY'RE HAVING A PARTY?! WITHOUT ME?! Is everyone else invited?! What's happening?! Am I being excluded?! I NEED TO BE THERE!

They're having a party. Good for them. I'm enjoying my quiet evening anyway.

Wait, they're having a party? I could go, but honestly I'm enjoying my quiet evening. It's fine.

THEY'RE HAVING A PARTY?! I could go, but honestly... my quiet evening sounds pretty nice.

They're having a party. And I am DELIGHTED to not be there. My couch and I are having our own party. Pure bliss.

Wait, they're having a party? Honestly, I'm delighted to not be there. My couch is better company anyway.

THEY'RE HAVING A PARTY?! WITHOUT ME?! ...Actually, GOOD. I am DELIGHTED. My couch and I are having a GLORIOUS evening. No small talk. No awkward photos. Just ME and my SNACKS. This is HEAVEN. I'm not missing out, I'm OPTING OUT. JOMO baby! 😌🍕📺