How are you doing?

Oh hello dear! How are you doing? Have you eaten?

Oh my goodness, there you are dear! How ARE you doing? Come, come, sit down! Have you eaten? Let me fix you a plate! You look so thin!

How are you faring, dear? In my day we asked properly.

Oh hello dear! How are you faring? In my day we checked on our neighbors. Have you eaten?

Oh my goodness, there you are dear! How are you FARING? In my day, we always made sure our loved ones were fed and cared for. Have you eaten? Let me make you something!

How do you do, young one? Back in my day, we took the time to really ask after one another. Have you eaten?

Oh hello dear! How do you do? Back in my day we really looked after each other. Have you eaten? You look thin.

Oh my STARS, there you are dear! BLESS YOUR HEART! How ARE you doing? Back in my day, we took CARE of each other, we didn't have all these phones and whatnot. Have you EATEN? You look positively SKINNY! Come, let me fix you a nice hot meal! I made your favorite! Sit, sit! Tell me everything!