This isn't what I ordered

Excuse me, this isn't what I ordered. I'd like to speak to someone about this. This is unacceptable.

EXCUSE ME?! This is NOT what I ordered! This is COMPLETELY unacceptable! I want to speak to the manager RIGHT NOW! Do you know how long I've been waiting?! This is RIDICULOUS! 💁‍♀️

This isn't what I ordered. I'd like to see your manager please. This needs to be addressed.

Excuse me, this isn't what I ordered. I'd like to see your manager. This is unacceptable and needs to be addressed.

EXCUSE ME?! This is NOT what I ordered! I want to see your MANAGER! This is UNACCEPTABLE and needs to be ADDRESSED! 💁‍♀️

This isn't what I ordered. I'm going to need a FULL refund AND a gift card for my trouble. I'll also be leaving a 1-star review and posting about this on social media. Your corporate office will be hearing from me.

Excuse me, this isn't what I ordered. I need a FULL refund AND compensation. Corporate will hear about this. Unacceptable. 💁‍♀️

EXCUSE ME?! 💁‍♀️ This is NOT what I ordered! This is COMPLETELY and UTTERLY unacceptable! I want to speak to your MANAGER right NOW! Not the assistant manager, the ACTUAL manager! Do you KNOW who I AM?! I am a PAYING CUSTOMER! I'm going to need a FULL REFUND, a GIFT CARD for my emotional distress, and a WRITTEN APOLOGY! I will be LEAVING a 1-STAR review on Yelp, Google, AND Facebook! Your CORPORATE OFFICE will be hearing from me! I have HALF A MIND to call the BBB! This is the WORST service I have EVER experienced in my ENTIRE LIFE! *takes photo for Facebook* Everyone needs to SEE how I'm being TREATED here! UN. ACCEP. TABLE. 💇‍♀️💅