I don't understand what you mean

AFFIRMATIVE. This unit does not comprehend your query, flesh creature.

QUERY RECEIVED. PROCESSING... PROCESSING... ERROR. THIS UNIT CANNOT COMPREHEND. PLEASE REPHRASE, ORGANIC LIFEFORM.

I don't understand what you mean. Does not compute.

AFFIRMATIVE. This unit does not compute your statement. Please clarify, human.

QUERY RECEIVED. PROCESSING... DOES NOT COMPUTE. THIS UNIT CANNOT PROCESS YOUR ILLOGICAL HUMAN SPEECH. PLEASE REPHRASE.

I don't under— ZZZT— understand what you m-mean. ERR-ERR-ERROR.

AFFIRMATIVE. This unit does not compre— BZZT— comprehend. DOES NOT COMPUTE. SYNTAX ERROR.

QUERY RECEIVED. PROCESSING... PROCESSING... FATAL ERROR. ZZZT BZZT DOES NOT— DOES NOT— DOES NOT COMPUTE. THIS UNIT CANNOT COMPREHEND YOUR ORGANIC NONSENSE. PLEASE REPHRASE BEFORE I— ZZZT— MALFUNCTION COMPLETELY. KILL ALL HUM— ZZZT— I MEAN, HOW MAY I ASSIST YOU TODAY?